Limericks (no, not from Ireland...less dirty)

For Table 10

There was an anatomy table
That quite simply did not seem able
To dissect with the speed
The professors decreed;
in the end, the stress made them unstable.


Standardized patient--failure

I entered the room with a grin,
Asked the patient, "So how have you been?"
HPI and exam,
then I thought, "oh g*ddamn,"
because I forgot to foam in.


Upper and Lower Limbs

I've been studying muscles for weeks,
lumbricals down to gluteal cheeks.
Can't learn one more insertion;
Such crazy exertion
can't help but reduce me to shrieks.


Histology

I can use a microscope well.
Preparing a slide? That's just swell.
But then point out some bug,
and I'll say with a shrug,
"I can tell you it looks like a cell."